Kids In The Playground

Jacques Chirac’s recent comments on British Food:

"One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad,"

"The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease,"

"After Finland, it is the country with the worst food."

And commenting on an incident when Lord George Robertson, the former Secretary General of Nato, made him try a Scottish dish:

"That is where our difficulties with Nato come from,"