Prey
Small cars driving through a safari park in Merseyside have been chased by confused lions who think they are prey.
Staff at Knowsley Safari Park are monitoring smaller vehicles, including Smart cars and Mini Coopers, after the lions started paying special interest.
David Ross, park manager, says that a group of lionesses chased after one Smart car after being confused by its compact appearance.
posted by The Ringleader at 5:22 PM
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I was considering deleting this, but I thought it was so funny that I'd keep it on.
For anyone stupid enough to think that you can get something for nothing, read the stuff at the bottom, particularly the parts about conflicts of interest and high risk investment!
But I esspecially like these bits:
"The value of this Stock appears poised for growth!" - nice pun!
"Its natural elements make it resistant to termites" - elements such as fire and water!
"the lack of oils and sap found in the wood make it resistant to forest fire" - because, as everyone knows, wet wood burns faster!
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"The examples above show the Awesome, Earning Potential of littleknown Companies That Explode onto Investor�s Radar Screens." - trees exploding onto radars!
Generating hype and patenting life, whatever next!
5:05 PM
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